March 2012
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Thoughts while watching Criminal Minds
Sexy time
That’s not Hotchner is it?
No okay, back to more sexy time
Ouch, no boner, I BEEN THERE GIRL
He must be in a wheel chair
I was right!
Well, she’s dead
I thought hookers didn’t kiss on the mouth
Tonight’s lesson is that cripples are murderers
and hookers are fucking hot, damn
Oh my god, IT’S THE DAD FROM BOY MEETS WORLD
Kind of old, but still kind...
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
February 2012
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Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
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I don't even know what One Direction is
Is it some sort of band? I’m assuming yes.
Literally have no idea at all what kind of music this is or where the fuck they came from.
acideyedrops:
acideyedrops:
out of weed, call it a tolerance break
still relevant haha
Oh my god, I forgot about that. Now I am not as sad about not smoking in a while
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– Sylvia Plath (via larmoyante)
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I haven't smoked since my last wake and bake
I’ve just been too busy. I’m getting anxious.
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
I'm sorry
But if your mon slams your head against a toilet paper holder and breaks it off the wall as a result of that, it’s not okay. The only way that would be all right is if you went at her with a knife.
calcifer:
Announcement to all people everywhere: leggings are not pants, stop that.
Why do I have to wear pants?
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tumblr is weird.
I tumblstalk people that I know in real life without even meaning to, since everything they post just shows up.
And then I realize how similar we are
And then I realize that we aren’t friends and we probably never will be
And then I become sort of melancholic about that
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The Voice
Dad: Well, she's no Carrie Underwood
Me: ...yeah, but you have a crush on Carrie Underwood
Dad: ...I know, but still...
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I keep seeing shit about The Hunger Games
So I looked it up finally, and it actually looks a lot better than I originally thought. My original thought was, “Peeta? Katniss? The fuck kind of names are those?”
My next thought was that it seemed actually something that I’d be into, mostly because of all the morbidity.
Should I pick it up?
